did you know canada has bagged water cause I didn’t and I live here
CANADA YOU CAN’T JUST KEEP PUTTING BEVERAGES IN BAGS
You want to go?
I think maybe my day was shitty but I was so tired I didn’t even notice
cosmo sex tip #645
assistantt0theregionalmanager:
When she sees your dick for the first time look her dead in the eye and say “it glows blue when orcs are close”
I’ve got it now, a thorn in my side the size of a Cadillac.
Drive it through, cause backin’ up now would be next to impossible.
I had it all.
When I was with you I forgot about everything.
Eighteen months, eighteen months seems like fucking eternity…
but you’ll be there, to dry my eyes when I breathe you in.
in ninety seven… in ninety seven.
I’ve got it now, like a thorn in my side the size of a Cadillac.
Drive it through, cause backin’ up now would be next to impossible.
I had it all. When I was with you I forgot about everything.
Eighteen months… I won’t breathe for eighteen months.
I don’t deserve this,
I don’t deserve this,
I don’t deserve this.
No, I don’t deserve this.
I don’t deserve this.
No, I don’t deserve this.
I don’t deserve this.
No, I don’t deserve this.
No, I don’t deserve this.
No, I don’t deserve this, no.
— Alkaline Trio, 97
